Blumpkant
while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot sh-t in turn you’ve received a blumpkant
i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt sh-t so the broad gave me a blumpkant
when you jack off while taking a sh-t because you don’t have a girl to give you a bl-w j-b
did you get that blumpkin yesterday?
no my girl left so it was a blumpkant
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