Blumpkin Dealership
when one conquers a wal-mart superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. this task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. hence the name “dealership”.
jacob: “i gotta use the restroom bro.”
cole: “your going to have to wait, micah has a blumpkin dealership here.”
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