Blumpkin Decker


to receive a bl-wj-b whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

a combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
as vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend’s dairy, i enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

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