blumpkin houdini
a highly coveted t-tle in the blumpkin enthusiasts worldwide brotherhood syndicate (bewbs). it is only awarded to those who achieve supreme excellence in both giving and receiving blumpkins. those that p-ss the grueling trials and years of daily practice can proudly call them selves blumpkin houdini’s.
man: somebody help!!!! i’m about to take a sh-t and there’s no one to suck my d-ck!!!!!
chris: it’s your lucky day sir, i am a certified blumpkin houdini, follow me right this way.
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