Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise
after baking a normal blumpkin pie (sh-tting into a pie dish whilst having your c-ck sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. while she’s chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the b-tch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your sh-t and she goes unconcious.
guy 1: hey what’d you get up to last night?
guy 2: my wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then i smacked the f-ck out of her with a coconut. her face hit the pie so hard sh-t sprayed the walls.
guy 3: sweet i’d love to get a blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
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