Blumpkin Spice Latte
–noun
1. an act or instance of receiving a blumpkin while in a starbucks bathroom.
–adjective
1. immediate disgust described upon accidentally tasting a pumpkin spice latte.
“fall is my favorite season because all the girls in ugg boots and yoga pants are ready to give blumpkin spice lattes!”
alternate:
“uh! my order is wrong and i’m going to puke– this is blumpkin spice latte!”
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