Blumpkin Stage Fright


the unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. the reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
bob – dude i brought that sk-nk anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

tom – sweet!!

bob – not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting blumpkin stage fright all over me

tom – sh-t that sucks

bob- you’re telling me!!

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