Blumpkin XR
the voluptuous task of getting’s one’s d-ck sucked while taking a sh-t into a frying pan. once the sh-t has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party’s mouth.
(sometimes abbreviated with bxr)
why does your b-tch’s breathe smell like sh-t?
-because i got a f-cking blumpkin xr last night, fool!
when a woman sucks a man off while he takes a sh-t into a frying pan. then, after the sh-t is properly fried, the man fork feeds the poo to her.
“oh baby i’m hungry”
-“mmm, eat this blumpkin xr, ho!”
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