blumpkinschplatt
a blumpkinschplatt is considered achieved when a girl vomits as a reaction to male -rg-sm whilest the male is seated on a toilet, sh-tting.
note the difference between this act and a regular blumpkin. a blumpkin could be considered performed when a girl quickly puts her tounge on the tip, whereas a blumpkinschplatt is proof of it’s own s-xual satisfaction. blumpkinschplatt is visceral and undoubtedly s-xual whereas blumpkins are more abstract and humorous.
the redheaded girl from around the way performed blumpkinschplatts regularly due to her unusual upbringing.
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