Blunderbus
a life-altering, extremely messed up mistake, usually referred to in jest, but in actuality, quite serious.
man, getting totally f-cked up last night, jumping off a bridge, breaking every bone in my body and ensuring myself a life of paralysis was a mightily defunct blunderbus.
a charabanc for b-st-rds.
agent 1: look, here comes our ride.
agent 2: man, that’s the blunderbus. weren’t your parents married?
agent 1: oops! my bad!
a blunder bus is where you m-st-rb-t-. taking a ride on the blunder bus is masturbating, and a bus movie is someone attractive that you think about while doing so.
that girl is real bus movie material, i gotta remember her for the blunder bus.
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