Blunket Blunken


a variation on blunken (taking a sh-t whilst receiving a bl-w j-b). whilst a man is getting a bl-w j-b and sh-tting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his p-n-s so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. with reference to david blunket, the blind mp.
“half way throu the blunken i prodded her in both eyes with my c-ck and gave her a blunket blunken”

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