bluntatose


when you are totally comatose and just sitting there chilling and people try to talk to you but you don’t even notice because you are so out of it.
markus: hey c-ssandra, can you p-ss me that sprite?
c-ssandra: . . .
markus: h-llooo?
c-ssandra: meeeep
cameron: dude, she is totally bluntatose. give her til morning.

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