bluntkin


recieving a bl-wj-b while smoking a blunt
kid 1: “yo, remember that sl-t jane from the other night?”
kid 2: “yea dude why? she was totally banging and totally a c-ck gobbler”
kid 1: “yea well she gave a bluntkin after i offered her weed”
kid 2: “sweet she smoked two stiff spliffs consecutively”
9 more definitions
the act of smoking a blunt while getting dome while taking a sh-t.
yo man i got a bluntkin last night

don’t you mean a blumpkin?

nah man, i was smoking a fat -ss blunt while she gave me a blumpkin

the trifecta!!
similar to blumkpin but instead of sh-tting, one is smoking a blunt while recieving a bl-w j-b.
i heard johnny paulauskas got a bluntkin the other day.
when u are smoking a blunt and getting a bl-wj-b at the same time.
dude i got the best bluntkin last night
the act of smoking a blunt while taking a poo.
what are you doin’ man?
just reading the paper and enjoying my morning bluntkin.
while taking a poo and smoking a blunt, a girl gives u oral s-x.
i was going to the bathroom when my girlfriend came in and gave me a bluntkin.
sitting on the throne, layin down the law, gettin your baton glazed while smoking jamaica’s finest marijuana
me and ben were in the mcdonalds restroom getting a couple bluntkins from two milfs

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