the feeling when high, that everyone around you is excessively attractive, even if they are six, you see them as a ten. the same effect as beer goggles, except when you are high.
guy 1: bro, last night all the girls at the bar were fine as h-ll.
guy 2: dude, nah, you were too high, there were a few, but most of the girls were a six at best.
guy 1: i must have been using my bluntnoculars.

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