blurgatory
noun: the feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can’t fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.
“no matter how hard i tried last night, i couldn’t get completely hammered. i was stuck in blurgatory all night!”
“dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that’s why.”
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