blurpie


when the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of s-m-n out of the male’s p-n-s, immediately after the male -j-c-l-t-s inside the female’s v-g-n-.
my girlfriend gives the best blurpies!
the act/form of straddling over someone’s mouth and letting one loose. for maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.
jessica alba is so hot, i would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. i would even suck the fart out of her -ss.

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