Blurping
the act of making up awesome words.
when we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn’t know it.
that moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your f-cking period blood gushes out of your v-g-n-.
i blurping last night and woke up on the j-panese flag.
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