blurpskin
when your sitting on the cr-pper, getting a bl-w j-b, and taking a cr-p at the same time.
guy 1:dude! i so got a blurpskin last night!
guy 2:uh….yeah, that would be great if you would’ve just told me you got head dude. i didn’t need to know the other half…
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