blurredelevens
a h-m-s-xual who talks a lot of sh-t. “blurred” because of the alternate reality they live in and “elevens” from the unusual habit of h-m-s-xuals to rub their d-cks together.
that guy was so blurredelevens, i didn’t believe a word he or his boyfriend said!
dude who slays sh-t, and has a trail of haters following him trying to get redemption.
i am so b-tthurt, i’m feeling like i got blurredelevens.
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