Blympic Games


olympic games for fat people
the blympic games motto is “fatter, heavier, wider”.
a game for fat kids to partic-p-te in. the games favorite partic-p-nt is a kid named salvatore who likes to wear bright orange shirts and looks like a balloon/sun ready to explode.
this year’s winner of the blympic games is salvatore vitale. wins fat man of the year award for eating so much he can’t walk and for women being ashamed to be seen with him due to his fatness and ugliness.
a mix of the special olympics and a marathon for fat people. the asperger’s special olympics for fat boys. here you can kill 2 birds with one stone.

treat the r-t-rded aspie and lose weight at the same time.
i think i will attend the blympic games to treat my asperger’s and lose the weight.
olympic games for fat people
the blympic games motto is “fatter, heavier, wider”.
olympic games for fat people

the blympic games motto is “fatter, heavier, wider”.
olympic games for fat people
the blympic games motto is “fatter, heavier, wider”.
olympic games for fat people
the blympic games motto is “fatter, heavier, wider”.

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