BMD

baby momma drama.
“man, she said i got too much bmd.”

“bmd?”

“baby momma drama.”

“that sucks.”
ballastic missle defense.
1. never wait for the others to ask her out first.
2. underwater missle delivery system that can nuke the world 40 times over if the us is ever attacked by nukes.
3. tripping a fellow suiter for a babe so you can get to her first.
1. dude, either get some b.m.d. or move over.
2. ssbn nuke subs, b.m.d. machines for messing with the us
broke my d-mn scale. (on a scale from 1-10)
that girl is so fine she bmds!
blow my d-ck
hey andy bmd
black man’s disease, namely, falling out asleep after a big (or not-so-big) meal. of course, you don’t have to be black to have it, but that’s the community where i first heard the expression, and a lot of folks use it. sometimes known as “the itis” (pr-nouced eye-tiss).
my homie had b.m.d. on the way home from the restaurant, started snoring like a foghorn in the car.
“b–bies of m-ss destruction”

capable of eliminating the entire thought process of a male brain within seconds of appearance.

these bmds are the most immaculate perfect br–sts you’ve ever seen. very rare but when you see them you will know.
“wow she has some bmds!”
“yeah she derpppppp…….”
it’s an acronym meaning “bad madame (miss) dumb”, which is to be used when a woman does something really stupid.
woman: “i can’t believe i did that.”
man: “yeah, your bmd.”