Bo Pelini’ed
either man our woman after one night stand, unknowingly has wallet /purse stolen. 24 hours later pusslump and scabyo surface near genitals. approximately one week later b-lls start to resemble jerkysack. at this time dr is consoled. best friend finds dr paperwork in truck and friend comes clean having to dutybrown about the dirty wh-r- who stole money and destroyed his/hers genital skin.
i’m not going in that bar, i heard that’s where chris was bo pelini’ed………
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