hatejerking
“hatejerking”, verb: the act of masturbation performed under situations of duress or extreme emotional turmoil. see also, “rapejerking”.
“that b-tch p-ssed me off so bad i had to go to the bathroom and to do some hatejerking.”
“hatejerking?”
“yeah. i got going so good i climaxed and punched myself right in the b-lls.”
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