Boa Cumstrictor


another name for an insanely large p-n-s, whether it is from a male or a female. used in reference to the size of the boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to “c-mstrictor”.
1. (girl to another girl): my boyfriend has a real boa c-mstrictor between his legs!

2. (girl to the owner): you c-mzticto iz tazty!

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