boar season


a pre-determined time of year in which friends compete as to who can “tag the biggest boar” aka f-ck the fattest chick!

proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka s-x tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. boar hunting is a catch and release sport. those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar’s undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.
dude 1:ahh yeah you know what time of year it is? its boar season baby time to load up your pump shotguns and f-ck some fatties.
dude 2: where you wanna hunt first? ihop or the all you can eat chinese buffet?

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