board warrior
an individual dedicated to the fine art of ‘flaming’ on internet message boards. typically long winded.
fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. fred decided to argue his point on the message board.
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noun: belongs to the same general family as the common internet troll, poseur, forum wh-r-, etc. infrequently used as verb (“board warrioring”).
1. someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity who spends almost all of his/her time posting on the board and very little of it (if any) actually partic-p-ting in the activity in question.
2. someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity that would rather get on the board and argue with other people about who is better at the activity than actually do the activity and find out.
board warriors are most commonly -ssociated with computer game forums.
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