Boarding diarrhea


a very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) handing your boarding p-ss to the gate agent
and;
b) taking your seat on a commercial airliner.
“well, i was just getting on onur air flight 711 to dalaman when i suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!”

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