Boarding the Millennium Falcon


noun, adjective
–verb (used without object)

whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out “light speed!!!!”
then you cold c-ck her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
“jim, i totally boarded the millennium falcon last night…now sally won’t return my phone calls.”

“frank tried boarding the millennium falcon with stacy last week…holly’s been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since.”

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