Boardnailer
one who talks for no reason other than to meet their daily word quota. a nonproductive speaker. one who is starving for attention and reaching for it with their tongue.
etymology: the words stems from the contrast between a constructor,(one who hammers nails into boards in order to build something) and a boardnailer,(one who does not see the bigger picture, only thinks that hammering nails is in and of itself productive).
steve – “my girlfriend is such a boardnailer. when i get home from work i just want to relax, but if jen hasn’t hammered her nails for the day i have to listen to the racket”
marcus – “i feel you. get her a girlfriend and a treadmill, that’s what i did.”
simon – “it’s weird, my wife can talk for an hour without saying a thing”
jason – “so, you married a boardnailer. i’m sorry..”
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