boaring cunt
sitting at home doing work you dont have to, like making up handouts no one will look at, or c-ming in your pants when you talk about work.
colin thomson is a boaring c-nt he gets a hard on when he deals with mpan mix ups and makes me fall asleep when he talks, get a life colin you boaring c-nt
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