boat act
an inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.
(one step below “lounge act.”)
despite being a complete boat act, dat phan somehow won “last comic standing.”
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