boastwriter
an agent hired to sing one’s praises to potential clients or employers.
#1: “this woman describes herself as a brilliant, innovative photojournalist in her job application. can you imagine anyone being that full of herself?”
#2: “of course not, really foolish of her: she should have hired a boastwriter to sing her praises in the third person, like most well-known people do.”
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