Boat Fucker


a guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have s-x with. he reps the same muddy pants and stained white t 24/sev. he is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a boat f-cker)…

he gets extremely p-ssed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn’t load. on a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
keep a close eye on your underage yamaha boat, or boat f-cker will rip the f-ck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

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