Bob Koopa
1.) the secret 8th koopaling from the mario series. looks like a regular koopa troopa but has a big heart.
2.) the kind of guy who always wants to be invited to parties but never shows up. bob koopas are usually really hot and have beautiful eyes, are also a master of the arts and have talent oozing out of their sh-lls. when you see a guy who’s really s-xy, you know he’s a bob koopa. this chelidae has it all. just don’t expect to ever see one because they never show up for anything. loves c-ck.
person 1: “hey, did you see that hot guy over there? he’s a total bob koopa.”
person 2: “naw, they never showed up to the party.”
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