Bob Onminob


a great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.
– “h-llo, this is pizza hero”
– “uh yeah, can i get 20 pizzas to 123 smith st.?”
– “yeah, what’s your name?”
– “uh…robert, or bob if you prefer”
– “what’s your last name?”
– “onmin-b”
– “okay bob onmin-b, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours”

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