Bob the Angry Pedophile
a pedophile who has extreme rage issues. he tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.
bob: hey kids get in the van i have a puppy
kids: no
bob: get in the van now i have a puppy.
kids: nooooo
bob:get in the god d-mn van now i have a gun
kids:never
bob: get in the mother f-cking van before i blow its head off.
bob the angry pedophile blew the head off the d-mn puppy.
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