bob time
8:08 on a digital clock. looks like bob, stands for bob the kn-b. the time at which a female has to give you a bl-w j-b.
guess what time it is lillie? bob time!
the time (twice a day) that a clock reads 8:08.
frank: hey shorty, what time is it?
melissa: it’s bob time.
frank: oooooh, i love it when you talk dirty to me! (pulls down pants from sitting position)
melissa: pardon? what are you doing?
frank: you just said it’s bob time, right?
melissa: yeah. it’s eight-oh-eight. so put it back in your pants!
frank: i thought that sounded too good to be true…….
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