a race of sentient potatoes, usually working in teams. considering the low amount in the wild, they are very crafty for their low numbers, recruiting humans into their clan. recruitment is done through the steam group “the bobado army.” the leader of which goes by king bobado or more likely, hatsune bobado.
bullsh-t, i got robbed by like, eighty bobadoes, what the f-ck?
- bong cemetery
when you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you’ve h–rded under your sink instead of parting ways with them. me: “yeah, not sure what happened, i do my best not to put random sh-t down the sink” plumber: “random sh-t is […]
- brain t*tties
the attractiveness of a woman’s intellectual capacity she so smart; them brain t-tt–s get me rock hard
a state that surp-sses the pain and inconvenience of a regular constipation by a mile, affecting your voice, mood and treatment of your partner. “sir brickt-rd, your stew is ready… please don’t rape me”.
when one male puts another male on his shoulders; typically at a music fest, concert, etc. guy 1: hey, put me up on your shoulders like those girls. guy 2: naw man, brolders isn’t a good look for either of us.
- brown snapper
a brown snapper happens when a woman takes a sh-t and when she wipes she wipes from the back to the front dragging her sh-t wipe across her p-ssy lips. i went down on this chick i met at the bar last night and her p-ssy tasted like brown snapper. gross. after making sweet -n-l […]