Bobby Long
bobby long is an independent singer/songwriter. bobby was born in calne, wiltshire, england and has been playing the guitar since he was a teenager.
bobby first came to prominence in 2008 when the song “let me sign,” which was written by bobby and another brilliant musician, marcus foster, was featured in the international blockbuster, “twilight”.
according to bobby, his music sounds like a crash in the woods when its raining.
as of spring 2009, bobby is working on an ep and has released two songs “left to lie” and “being a mockingbird (live)” to be purchased on itunes. you can sometimes spot bobby long in london, carrying a half-drank bottle of beer, cigarettes, and a guitar. if you see him, say “h-llo” and ask him what his favourite swear-word is.
yes, bobby long is made of s-x, but watching twimoms drool over him in public is more than slightly nauseating.
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