bobby two hats
bobby two hats – (n) – a man named bobby wearing two hats. officially hat-tastic.
bobby two hats – (v) – hitting on someones mother.
(n) hey, let’s call up that hat-tastic mother f-cker bobby two hats!
(v) i’m going to bobby two hats your mom. it’s cool, she just needs to be at the other end of the orgy.
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