Bobcat Syndrome
(n.) the experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. this can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
example: “hey billy, i still can’t get my mind over bonquisha!” “billy, it’s been over four weeks now. i think you have bobcat syndrome.” “oh darn!”
(for further reference and information, see “bobcat goggles”)
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