Bobli
(adj.) used to describe someone who has achieved the highest level of seftness possible.
(n.) someone who never goes anywhere, but only stops by.
(n.) someone who refuses to attend a c-ckfest, since he is constantly in the company of fine women.
(n.) someone who claims to be at a party.
brian: look at me, im soooooooooooooooooooooo seft mannn
michael: yes you are such a bobli.
michael: hey brian, are you gonna come over my house later?
brian: i dont know, i might stop by.
michael: ok bobli.
michael: dude come watch the hangover with us.
brian: no mannnnn, i dont wanna have a c-ckfest.
michael: dude dont be such a bobli.
michael: brian, what are you doing tonight?
bobli: im going to this intense party man.
michael: your cousins bar mitzvah?
bobli: no man…………maybe……….yes…..man imma deck you.
michael: wow bobli.
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