bobsagot
1. ivan p.
2. someone who wants to slap you with a rattlesnake
3. someone who thinks you are a miserable mistake of a potato
4. h8ter
5. someone who hates blinking
6. weirdo
7. someone who luvs p–psterbating
person 1: “be offended you felicia”
bobsagot: “stop being a bobsagot you miserable mistake of a potatoe and make sure your ear never blink or else i will slap you with a rattle snake”
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