bobtail cat
a domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain.
“my bobtail cat is a fat and diabetic genius.”
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