bodega cat
a cat inside a bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.
it’s n-body’s pet, it’s essentially an employee at the bodega, but it gets paid in food and shelter instead of money.
“yo, don’t pet the bodega cat, he’ll f-ckin bite you”
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