bodney


a horrible, horrible tragedy for a being. this disease is defined as small red spots commonly referred to as pimples that journey across the body creating all sorts of chaos. can be used also to name those inflicted by the putrid disease. people inflicted must never think they are anything more than awful to look at, and must not be suprised when others run away in horror. i mean, come on. it’s sick. it ain’t normal. it’s bodney!
1st person: “bodney isn’t attractive because he has bodney.”

2nd person: “tru dat.”

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