body like baywatch, face like crimewatch
used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
this is a word play on two popular tv shows in the uk, baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a tv show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.
see also baycrime
she has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.
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