body of a avocado


a short stature (or tall, don’t matter.)
man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

built messed up from the feet to head.

honey boo boo’s mom would fit this type of slang very well!
me: “yo, chuck! ya catch that ‘sode of honey boo boo last week?”

chuck: “honey who?. .”

philip: “ugh! he takin’ about that spoiled lil’ phat girl that drinks mtn. dew mixed with redbull and her mom has a body of a avocado.”

me: “yup, that’s the lil’ b-tch…”

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