bodyboarding

the most hardcore way of wave-riding. bodyboarders usually charge harder, get deeper barrels and bust higher airs than stand-up surfers. contrary to popular belief, most bodyboarders can stand up surf, but choose not to (actually many do). bodyboarding is usually practiced in (but not limited to) heavy reef waves (like shark island and teahupoo), wedgy waves(like the wedge), and heavy sh-r-breaks.
bodyboarding is sick!
straight-up gayest thing you can possibly do in the ocean, reserved for the most elite h-m-s-xuals in existence, requires no skill.

d-ck draggers…
queer1: hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my d-ck rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.
for warriors with m-ssive c-cks that could sink a surfer p-ssy any day of the week.

bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. it can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own -rs- hole’s.
maybe you should try bodyboarding
the gayest thing you can ever do while riding a wave. a sport that requires no skill at all. bodyboarders like to imagine that their sport is harder than surfing and they are more “hardcore”, but just about everbody knows, they arent. ohh and around here in southern california most of them seem to have their ears peirced like little f-gs
the difference between some one who is into surfing and another peopson into bodyboarding

surfer-“hey man, wanna go surfing?”

bodyboarder-“surfing, your such a p-ssy, why dont you stop being a little p-ssy and just lay down on your board -sshole”

surfer-“okay dude, relaz..forget it”

bodyboarder-“nah bra..you chill…i have my f-cking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz….i am to hardcore for you
the gayest thing u can do in the surf
“hey look at me i can lay down!!”
“wow man ur so good at bodyboarding can u teach me how?”