Boehner Tan


a term used for an aging man over 50, that may be going through a mid-life crises and spends way too much time in a tanning bed. this look is supported by the current speaker of the house jon boehner, republican, representing the state of ohio.
bill’s mid-life crises has gotten way out of hand. first he bought that corvette, and now he is rockin the boehner tan.

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